Monthly Archives: February 2013

Watson’s Lament

If you were Irene Adler And I were Sherlock Holmes, Our passion would be fiery As a hundred thousand ohms. The world would glorify our love In endless epic poems. We would honeymoon in Reichenbach Where the falling water foams; … Continue reading

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Sleeping, Together

I want to sleep with you Sleep, nothing more Your head on my shoulder My arm around you Window open to chill the air So we have to cuddle together to stay warm Sleep – peaceful, blissful, wonderful sleep Sleeping, … Continue reading

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The Story (working title, work in progress)

Call me Ishmael. No, Michael.  I won’t feed into your psychosis any more.  I’m your doctor, and I’m trying to help you get past this.  Why do you insist on playing games? You’ve always told me I play games every … Continue reading

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Blue Droppings

Once upon a time there was a pink canary named Suede who had a dog for a friend.  Suede was rather large for a canary – 15 inches tall.  The dog, Vienderschnitzle, was five feet long and ten inches tall. … Continue reading

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Frankie Malloy

This is the story of Frankie Malloy.  He is 73 feet tall and lives in a large cardboard shoe in New Jersey. He was born in New York City at the age of 12.  His mother and father were both … Continue reading

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